Okay fine it's pretty urgent...
Is Superman single? If so, please feel free to be my platonic (or not so platonic depending on your answer) pen pal. Leaving a message on a small Georgian town website an all time low, you say? You may be right but it's worth a shot : ]
P.S. I was an EMT so we can triage and chill.
Also-- not old.
Also-- not an online dater so this awkward message might make me look like a serial killer.
Also-- probably shouldn't say serial killer on a government website but here we are...